Friday Funnies ~~ Irish Style~~

‘Can I have some Irish sausages please?’ Asked Seamus. I want to make a proper Irish hot-dog.



The shop assistant looked at him and enquired, ‘Are you Irish?’

‘If I asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would you, eh? Would you?’

The assistant replied, ‘Well…er…. no’ .


‘And if I asked you for some Bourbon whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?’


‘Well, I probably wouldn’t,’ came the response.

Self-righteously, Seamus demanded, ‘Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Irish, just because I asked for Irish Sausages?’



‘Because you’re in a blooming shoe shop’, replied the assistant.

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