‘Can I have some Irish sausages please?’ Asked Seamus. I want to make a proper Irish hot-dog.
The shop assistant looked at him and enquired, ‘Are you Irish?’
The assistant replied, ‘Well…er…. no’ .
‘And if I asked you for some Bourbon whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?’
‘Well, I probably wouldn’t,’ came the response.
‘Because you’re in a blooming shoe shop’, replied the assistant.